… name brand is usually out of the question. Fruit Loops? Nope, but you can have them Gritty Birdie Color Wheels!
Cheerios?! Nope. How ’bout some Here-You-Go’s!? Tastes just like it if it tasted like sour cardboard.
Cheetos? Nope. Cheesie-toes.
When you’re 18 you’ll have your first real Hostess Twinkie and you won’t talk for hours. You’ll just sob watching re-runs of Saved by the Bell.