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#21 When you grow up poor…

… your Dad will buy the neighbor’s ’85 VW Jetta for $500.

To help you get ready for soccer tryouts he’ll tie a rope around your waist and make you drag the car in neutral around the church parking lot.

You’ll hear him say ” You won’t make any team with that  attitude!” just as you black out.

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  1. Also interchangeable with ’88 Dodge Shadow or Chevy Celebrity.

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