RSS Feed

#25 When you grow up poor…

… and you’re old enough, you mom starts using you as a pack mule when the family goes out to the dollar theater because the snack bar prices are obviously criminal.

She’ll fill your cargo pockets with Twizzlers and Skittles until your pants are so heavy you have to walk around looking like you pooped them.

And then you ALWAYS throw you trash and wrappers on the floor because “these guys need something to sweep up after the movie, otherwise why are they even here?”

Advertisements

About earlytoriseblog

Blogging about being poor

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Capital 'P' Assword

Password with a capital P

I Love You As Much As

Delicate sweet nothings whispered into the ear of my lover...

Joseph Trevor Antley

Independent Researcher

Public Domain

A blog about comics, writing, and nerdy humor by Michael Allan Leonard

frugalfeeding | Low Budget Family Recipes, UK Food Blog

n. frugality; the quality of being economical with money or food.

The Small Investor

Investing Strategies and Wealth Building for the Small Investor

Post it Notes from my Idiot Boss

delivered directly to my computer monitor on an all too regular basis...

ILLUSTRATION AGE

THE ULTIMATE RESOURCE FOR ILLUSTRATORS

Things Poor People Say

You may have thought you didn't grow up poor, but if this has ever happened to you... then you're poor.

Leigh livin the SLC Life

You may have thought you didn't grow up poor, but if this has ever happened to you... then you're poor.

Wasatch Pie Adventure

You may have thought you didn't grow up poor, but if this has ever happened to you... then you're poor.

I'm gonna tell you right away. I can't wait another day.

You may have thought you didn't grow up poor, but if this has ever happened to you... then you're poor.

%d bloggers like this: