… you think that Cherry Pie is supposed to taste like that and that cherries just come off the tree like that, all covered in goop.
It won’t be until well past the age of 18 that you’ll find out that cherries have pits. And that they don’t taste, look, smell, or feel a gosh darn thing like canned cherries in syrup.
Do you still like cherries is syrup? Yes. Yes you do.